I had a dream last night that I was a nanny for a man with a gorgeous brown-eyed infant. I spent the evening at the Nakatomi Building evading terrorists and desperately clutching baby boy to my chest. Silly things, dreams. I can never figure out what they mean. #sarcasmliveshere


Is it crazy?

To take a pregnancy test two days before it could even be positive just so you can get the disappointment over sooner but still have an actual chance to get a positive? If I didn’t have mind games, I wouldn’t have anything to play.